It’s been a while since the last one but we had a real zinger today so I figured it was a good time.
Dan: Let’s all say something we like about each other.
Nat: I want to go first! I like the way your eyes are pretty, Mommy.
Preethi: That’s so sweet, Natty! What do you like about kina?
N: I like how her eyes are pretty, too.
P: And what do you like about Daddy?
N: I like the way his eyes are ugly.
P: Nat, will you say the prayer for dinner?
N: (singing) Frosty, the snowman…
N: Mommy, I like you. You’re a good girl.
P: (excited for joy school after Christmas break) Guess where we get to go today?
N: To INDIA????
N: I love you, sweet Mommy.
As a little baby made super quiet little noises in church…
N: (loudly) Why is that baby freaking out??
Handing me a rubber duck:
N: This is a boy ducky.
P: Why is it a boy?
Nat: Because it’s not a girl.
When we had some of our favorites over and I was putting nat to bed. He heard everyone laughing…
N: When I get big I’ll put kina to sleep and then talk to my friends. We’ll make lots of jokes.
P: Would you like scrambled eggs or oatmeal for breakfast?
N: Heavenly Father doesn’t have a mustache, but Jesus has a mustache.
When I was pulling down the ladder to the attic, Nat to kina…
N: Watch out, sweetheart!
P: That’s nice, Nat.
N: Yeah, she’s my best friend.
Seeing my knotted tee…
N: Why is your shirt going around and around and around?
P: BECAUSE IT’S SUPPOSED TO.
P: What did you learn about in Nursery?
P: Oh. What else?
N: More fish.
After I said he could watch a letters DVD while I finished cleaning/packing:
N: I CAN?? WHOA! That’s AMAZING!
Running up to kina after church…
N: It’s my friend!!!
But in the car…
K: (looking quietly out the window)
N: I’m having a really hard time with kina.
N: I just had a snake toot.
N: It said “sssssss” like a snake!
After I told him not to answer the door on his own…
N: This is not your life, this is my life!
About my nail polish…
N: Is there no Target on it?
N: That’s too bad.
Kina fussing in her booster…
N: Don’t cry, little one!
P: Okay, so we’ll eat lunch and then we’ll go to Costco.
N: NO lunch!!! There are samples there!
As we drove past a certain 5-sided building:
N: It’s the Hexagon!!!